Frequently Asked Questions

We ship within 1-2 business days because we're eager to get our inappropriate content into your wardrobe as quickly as possible. Standard shipping takes 3-5 business days, while expedited shipping takes 1-2 business days.

We offer a 30-day return policy for unworn, unwashed items. However, we can't take returns if you've been kicked out of family gatherings while wearing our products - that's working as intended.

Our shirts run true to size and are designed to fit comfortably. Check our size guide for specific measurements. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up - inappropriate messages should never be constrained.

Yes, absolutely. We specialize in designs that make people uncomfortable. If you haven't offended at least one person while wearing our shirts, please contact customer service for a full refund.

That depends entirely on your workplace's sense of humor and tolerance for inappropriate content. We're not responsible for any HR meetings, terminations, or awkward conversations that may result from wearing our products to work.

Currently, we only ship within the United States. We're working on expanding internationally, but we need to make sure other countries are ready for our level of inappropriateness first.

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Just like your sense of humor, our prints are designed to last. Avoid bleach - our designs are already harsh enough.

No, we operate exclusively online. This allows us to maintain our inappropriate edge without having to deal with pearl-clutching customers complaining to store managers.

We're always open to new inappropriate ideas! Email us your concepts at design@offensive.clothing. If it's offensive enough, we might just make it happen.

Contact our customer service team! We promise to answer your questions with the same brutal honesty that we put into our designs. Email us at hello@offensive.clothing or use our contact form.