Size Guide
Get the perfect fit for your inappropriate clothing
How to Measure Yourself
What You'll Need
- • A flexible measuring tape (fabric tape measure)
- • A friend to help (optional but recommended)
- • Well-fitting clothes for reference
- • A mirror (to check tape placement)
Measurement Tips
• Measure over light clothing or underwear
• Keep the tape measure level and snug but not tight
• Stand up straight with arms at your sides
• Take measurements at the end of a normal breath
• Measure twice to ensure accuracy
Where to Measure
Chest/Bust
Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape measure level under your arms and around your shoulder blades.
Waist
Measure around your natural waistline, which is the narrowest part of your torso, usually about an inch above your belly button.
Hips
Measure around the fullest part of your hips, usually about 8 inches below your natural waistline.
Sleeve Length
With your arm slightly bent, measure from the center back of your neck, over your shoulder, down to your wrist.
Shoulder Width
Measure from the tip of one shoulder to the tip of the other shoulder across your back.
Length
For tops: measure from the highest point of your shoulder down to where you want the garment to end.
Size Charts
Unisex T-Shirts & Tank Tops
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Shoulder (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-34 | 26 | 15.5 |
| S | 34-37 | 27 | 16 |
| M | 38-41 | 28 | 17 |
| L | 42-45 | 29 | 18 |
| XL | 46-49 | 30 | 19 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 31 | 20 |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 32 | 21 |
Hoodies & Sweatshirts
| Size | Chest (inches) | Length (inches) | Sleeve (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32-35 | 25 | 24 |
| S | 36-39 | 26 | 25 |
| M | 40-43 | 27 | 26 |
| L | 44-47 | 28 | 27 |
| XL | 48-51 | 29 | 28 |
| 2XL | 52-55 | 30 | 29 |
| 3XL | 56-59 | 31 | 30 |
Women's Fitted T-Shirts
| Size | Bust (inches) | Waist (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 30-32 | 24-26 | 23 |
| S | 32-34 | 26-28 | 24 |
| M | 34-36 | 28-30 | 25 |
| L | 36-39 | 30-33 | 26 |
| XL | 39-42 | 33-36 | 27 |
| 2XL | 42-45 | 36-39 | 28 |
| 3XL | 45-48 | 39-42 | 29 |
Fit Guide
Relaxed Fit
Loose and comfortable with extra room for movement. Perfect for casual wear and lounging.
Regular Fit
Classic fit that's not too tight or too loose. Our most popular fit for everyday wear.
Fitted
Closer to the body with a more tailored silhouette. Great for layering or a more flattering look.
International Size Conversion
| US Size | UK Size | EU Size | Chest (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 6-8 | 32-34 | 79-86 |
| S | 8-10 | 34-36 | 86-94 |
| M | 10-12 | 36-38 | 97-104 |
| L | 12-14 | 38-40 | 107-114 |
| XL | 14-16 | 40-42 | 117-124 |
| 2XL | 16-18 | 42-44 | 127-135 |
| 3XL | 18-20 | 44-46 | 137-145 |
Sizing FAQs
What if I'm between sizes?
We recommend sizing up for a more comfortable fit, especially if you prefer a relaxed style. If you like a fitted look, you can size down.
Do your clothes shrink?
Our garments are pre-shrunk, but like most cotton clothing, they may shrink slightly (1-2%) in the first wash. We account for this in our sizing.
Can I exchange for a different size?
Yes! We offer free exchanges within 30 days of purchase. See our returns policy for details.
Do you have plus sizes?
Yes! We carry sizes up to 3XL in most styles. We're also working on expanding our size range to be more inclusive.
Still Need Help?
Our team is here to help you find the perfect fit for your inappropriate style.
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