Terms of Service
The fine print for our inappropriate business
Last updated: June 13, 2025
By using Offensive Clothing's website or purchasing our products, you agree to these terms. If you disagree with any part of these terms, then you may not access the service (and you're probably not inappropriate enough for us anyway).
1. Acceptance of Terms
Welcome to Offensive Clothing! These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of our website and services. By accessing this website, we assume you accept these terms and conditions in full.
If you do not agree to all the terms and conditions stated on this page, do not continue to use our website. We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time without prior notice.
2. Use of Website
You may use our website for lawful purposes only. You agree not to use the website:
- • In any way that violates any applicable laws or regulations
- • To impersonate or attempt to impersonate another person
- • To engage in any conduct that restricts or inhibits anyone's use of the website
- • To be more offensive than our actual products (that's our job)
3. Product Information
We strive to ensure that all product information on our website is accurate. However, we do not warrant that product descriptions, pricing, or other content is accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free.
All products are subject to availability. We reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time without notice (especially if it's not inappropriate enough).
4. Orders and Payment
Order Acceptance
Your receipt of an order confirmation does not signify our acceptance of your order, nor does it constitute confirmation of our offer to sell. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order at any time.
Pricing
All prices are displayed in USD and are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to correct any pricing errors on our website.
Payment
Payment is due at the time of order. We accept all major credit cards and PayPal. By providing payment information, you represent that you are authorized to use the payment method.
5. Shipping and Delivery
Shipping times are estimates and may vary based on location and product availability. We are not responsible for delays caused by shipping carriers or customs processing.
Risk of loss and title for products pass to you upon delivery to the carrier. We are not responsible for lost, stolen, or damaged packages after delivery.
6. Returns and Refunds
Please see our Returns Policy for detailed information about returns, exchanges, and refunds.
All returns must be made within 30 days of purchase in unused condition with original tags attached. We reserve the right to refuse returns that do not meet our policy requirements.
7. Intellectual Property
All content on this website, including designs, text, graphics, logos, and images, is the property of Offensive Clothing and is protected by copyright and trademark laws.
You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, or create derivative works of our content without express written permission. Our inappropriate designs are ours to own!
8. User Accounts
When creating an account, you must provide accurate and complete information. You are responsible for maintaining the security of your account and password.
We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts that violate these terms or engage in inappropriate behavior (ironically).
9. Limitation of Liability
In no event shall Offensive Clothing be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including but not limited to:
- • Loss of profits or business opportunities
- • Damage to reputation or relationships
- • Embarrassment at family gatherings
- • Workplace disciplinary actions
10. Governing Law
These terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States. Any disputes arising from these terms or your use of our website shall be resolved in the appropriate courts.
11. Changes to Terms
We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time without prior notice. Your continued use of the website after any changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.
We recommend checking this page periodically for updates, or just assume we've made it more inappropriate since your last visit.
Questions About These Terms?
If you have any questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us.
Email: legal@offensive.clothing
Phone: 1-800-OFFENSE
Address: 123 Inappropriate Lane, Offensive City, OC 12345