Shipping Information
Fast delivery for your inappropriate apparel
🚚 Free Shipping on Orders $50+
Because inappropriate clothing should arrive without extra charges
Shipping Options
Standard Shipping
FREE on $50+Delivery Time:
5-7 business days
Cost:
$5.99 (Free on $50+)
Tracking:
Included
Express Shipping
$12.99Delivery Time:
2-3 business days
Cost:
$12.99
Tracking:
Included
Overnight Shipping
$24.99Delivery Time:
Next business day
Cost:
$24.99
Tracking:
Real-time updates
Order Processing
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders placed after 2 PM EST will be processed the next business day.
📦 Standard Processing
Most orders ship within 24-48 hours during business days
⚡ Rush Processing
Need it faster? Contact us for same-day processing options
International Shipping
We ship our inappropriate content worldwide! Because everyone deserves the right to be offensive in their native language.
| Region | Delivery Time | Shipping Cost |
|---|---|---|
| Canada | 7-14 business days | $15.99 |
| Europe | 10-21 business days | $19.99 |
| Australia/NZ | 14-28 business days | $24.99 |
| Rest of World | 14-35 business days | $29.99 |
⚠️ Note: International customers are responsible for any customs duties, taxes, or fees
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email. Track your inappropriate package every step of the way!
Email Notification
Tracking info sent to your email
Real-time Updates
Track on carrier website
Delivery Confirmation
Know exactly when it arrives
Special Delivery Options
Discreet Packaging
All orders ship in plain packaging with no offensive branding on the outside. Perfect for sneaking inappropriate content past judgmental family members.
Gift Wrapping
Add gift wrapping for $3.99. Because nothing says "I care" like giving someone inappropriate clothing in a pretty box.
Hold for Pickup
Request to hold your package at a local pickup location if you're not ready for your neighbors to see your questionable shopping choices.
Shipping Restrictions
While we'd love to ship everywhere, some locations have restrictions on inappropriate content (their loss!).
We DO Ship To:
- ✓ All 50 US States
- ✓ US Territories
- ✓ Military APO/FPO addresses
- ✓ Most international locations
Restrictions Apply:
- ⚠️ PO Boxes (some carriers)
- ⚠️ Remote locations
- ⚠️ Countries with import restrictions
Questions About Shipping?
Need help with shipping options or have a special request? We're here to help!
Customer Service Hours: Monday-Friday, 9 AM - 6 PM EST